Here’s another installment in my “Help My Kid Sis Jazz Up Company Memos” series. (NOTE: Names have been changed to protect the innocent/accused/insert-your-favorite-adjective-here.)
DATE: SEPTEMBER 22, 2006 MEMORANDUM TO: ALL EMPLOYEES FROM: THE CFO SUBJECT: JUANITA GONZALEZ
Señores y Señoras:
Please join us in giving a warm bienvenida to Juanita who joined us just two [...]